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10 Things to do During Earth Hour

Posted on: March 30, 2008

So, I’m sure many of you have switched off your lights but are still on your laptops or PC’s with the screen dimmed down. There’s a half hour to go and you should make the most of your time. Here’s the top 10 things you can do during Earth Hour to make it enjoyable. Note: this can get dirty.

 1. Walk around naked.
2. Feel up a member of the opposite sex (someone you don’t know) but don’t run away.
3. Call someone a nazi in their face (in the dark, ofcourse).
4. Enter a building and scream, “No body move, I have a bomb!”
5. Egg the old man’s house down the street and wait for him to come out. Then egg him and stroll away. He’s old, he’s got bad eye sight.
6. Have sex. above the covers.
7. Have sex. Above the covers. With yourself.
8. Shave your beard. When the lights come on, you’ll be a walking piece of post-puberty art.
9. Walk down the street with a torch light lighting you from the bottom. Pay no attention to people who are staring at you. You’re the only thing they can see.
10. TELL GOD DAMNED YORK UNIVERSITY TO TURN OFF THEIR LIGHTS!

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4 Responses to "10 Things to do During Earth Hour"

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Haha…I didn’t do any of those things, but I did have a darn good time. Yay Earth Hour!

goood oneeeeeee…hahaha

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